GospelShare - Jokes

Knock, Knock Whose There? Goliath! Goliath Who? Goliath Down, Thou Looketh Tired	Michael: "What is Rain?" Kameron: "Don't you know anything?" It is God's bathwater draining from heaven
Katie: "What is Snow?" Lauren: "God's dandruff, You Silly!"	What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling? A Mushroom
What has five eyes and sleeps in a water bed? The Mississippi River	What did one flea say to the other flea? "Shall we walk, or take a dog?"
Kim: "You look pretty dirty" Natalie: "Yes, and I look even prettier clean."	What Building has the most stories? The Library!!
What has arms and legs but no head? A Chair	How can you identify a dogwood tree in a forest? By its Bark
What can't be used until it's broken? An Egg	What did the father snowman say to his son when they got in the car? Don't turn on the Heater!
Why didn't the dime jump off the mountain after the nickel did? Because the Dime had more Cents!	Knock, Knock Who's There? Lion Lion Who? You better go Lion the couch you look tired!
How does a Gorilla make a conference call? With a Bunch of Bananaphones	What do you say when you answer a bananaphone? "Yellow?"
What do you call a dog on a beach? A Hot-Dog	What do you call a cat who eats lemon? A Sourpuss
How do you fix a broken Pizza? With Tomato Paste	What has a tail and no body? A Quarter
How does an octopus go into battle? Fully-Armed	Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they would break.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a pickle? A CrocoDill	What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, It just Waved.
What nail does a carpenter hate to hit with his hammer? His Thumbnail	Why did the boy buy some birdseed? Because he wanted to grow some birds!
What has four legs and says oom, oom? A Cow walking Backwards.	What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner!
Why is the vet always busy on rainy days? Because it rains cats and dogs.	How do you keep from getting wet in the bathtub? Don't turn the water on!